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drwannabe: Greg Plitt good point!

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 19:02:49 -0400

drwannabe:

Greg Plitt

good point!

want to look like this! …. with little or no effort :/

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 17:40:15 -0400

want to look like this!

…. with little or no effort :/

laugh-addict: via laugh-addict So true

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 21:49:30 -0400

laugh-addict:

via laugh-addict

So true

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Fri, 29 Jun 2012 16:34:01 -0400

So true- motivator

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 16:31:33 -0400

So true- motivator

Flirting

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:38:54 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

What I think I look like:

What I actually look like:

TRYING TO GET TO THE TANNING SALON BEFORE IT CLOSES

Wed, 02 May 2012 19:19:39 -0400

howdoiputthisgently:

hilarious. my cat would totally dig this.

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:09:05 -0500

hilarious. my cat would totally dig this.

Stupid media these days

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 00:40:43 -0500

I am so damn sick of hearing about Whitney Houston’s death. Don’t care, if you like I advise you stop reading now because this forum won’t improve for you. Sorry I’m not sorry but besides the fact she had a dece voice there wasn’t anything talented about her. She wrote one good song, and covered Dolly Partons well but I’ve heard better covers- including on Glee just this week! (yeah I like it, you would too). Even her one song you can only stand to listen to after your gone on two bottles of wine after a breakup. Even then drunk you probably thinks its too sappy and unbearable. I know I sure as fuck do. And who gives a damn? Honestly what has the woman even done in the last 15 years besides release some of her best of collections (I know it’s scary people think shes worth a collection). What pisses me off most though is that EVERY goddam station is airing tributes to her around the clock and most of these fuckers are 24 hour networks so after they play her 1 song and some interview from a publicist she once had for two weeks they fill the rest of the 23:45 minutes with the same bullshit! And people are eating that shit up! Does really no one remember that not even a month ago we lost one of the truly great female artists of our time? The 20th of January Etta James fucking died! That I would’ve watched coverage on. She was ahead of her time and continues to inspire music long after her start, she overcame abusive relationships and heroin addiction all of which started around the age if 21 and singers of the time didn’t know much better. Whitney Houston doesnt deserve to get the recognition she’s been given and just didn’t do a damn thing in comparison. Told you that you wouldn’t like it.

Realllly late for the holidays

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:35:26 -0500

I love giftcards but more than giftcards I love cash. I don’t know why people put the word out that giving money isn’t a good gift for the holidays. The whole its tacky thing has been beaten to death- it gives me a world of options and really be thankful for. Speaking as a normal american it shows me that you understand I don’t need that chilis giftcard because its not the only place I eat. In fact its rare I ever eat out and it will probably be such a long time before I go back to the restaurant you gave the the card for that I’ll forget I have it leave it at home and need to pay cash anyways. Don’t waste my time, cash is thoughtful and says I know you had everything you really need and because I can’t tell if you’ll need groceries or gasoline next and thought maybe in the meantime id like a subway sub or drink after work I’m leaving this cash to you to choose how to best spend it. You’re basically giving me the world when you give me options by way of money and you’d know this because when I sit down to drunkenly write thank yous from the tequila I purchased I will tell you of all the adventures in decision making I had during my holiday break and how your gift of cash didn’t limit what I did. In fact it enabled me to go out into the world and invest hopefully stimulating the economy- who knows I may have a local business id love to buy clothing from but you live far away and never call so it could be your fault when they go out of business. So to those of you who wanted to buy me a makeup pallette or a massage I like feeling empowered enough to make those decisions myself. Holidays should be spent spending money with family watching A Christmas Story for the bajillionth time not thinking that I should check online to see if I can exchange this sweater for a larger post-turkeyday pre-nye resolution to lose the weight. Who knows maybe I’ll wanna but a fit log and grab this sweater at 75% off at Marshalls in another couple of weeks to make myself feel really thrifty. Isn’t that was jesus intended? Thrift.

Let's talk

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:07:12 -0500

I don't know how a blog should work so if you have any questions, comments, concerns about how my culture raised me to swear so much please chat below.

whydoihaveablog: We should all give up now because no one will...

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 02:50:33 -0500

whydoihaveablog:

We should all give up now because no one will ever understand us more than Amazon’s recommended products or Netflix’s suggested Lifetime: Television for Women made for TV movies.

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Mon, 09 Jan 2012 02:39:37 -0500

Jumping off point

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 05:22:31 -0500

I would like to start by saying that all of this political hoopla is getting in the way of media coverage for 2012 more specifically December 21st. I don give a shit about the same levels of evil trying to make the other guys look worse. C’mon there’ve gotta be crazies out there freakin out that this is the year we re going to perish. I’d rather see coverage of the masses heading to the local stock p like a Mormon for the next six months. Just saying give the freaks a shot. If theyre right and this is the end I’d rather be entertained than have to watch republican candidates try and choke down all things fried at the Iowa state fairs. Pack up the vans and go to Kentucky! There’s a story in that Walmart parking lot somewhere..

Sums it up... Like damn

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 04:37:49 -0500

It’s embarrassing to say I have a blog. I don’t know why, I have no time but this captures my blahg.
“It’s like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can’t. It’s like that with me and my blog. We’re just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don’t have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn’t have the ability to quit me, so it’s even more depressing. It’s just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object. I’m not gay and I’m not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean. Heath Ledger was so hot in that movie.”

Now what...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 03:59:40 -0500

So there’s this thing called tumblr. I have one and have no idea what to do with it. Stay tuned, this will probably be entertaining.